OFFICIAL DECREE FROM THE OFFICE OF THE CFO:

Listen, Janitor.

I have a very specific bathroom technique. I like to dig to the center of the Earth before I do my business. In your old, shallow box, this resulted in a sandstorm on the floor. You complained. I ignored you.

I have authorized this High-Wall Privacy Suite as a compromise.

Why the Boss Approved This Design:

• The Great Wall of Plastic: The high rim (18cm) acts as a shield. When I kick litter backward with the force of a thousand suns, it hits the wall, not your carpet.

• Open-Air Ventilation: I refuse to use those fully enclosed “hooded” toilets. They smell like a crime scene. This box gives me fresh air while still hiding my vulnerable moments.

• The “Treasure Hunter” (Free Scoop): It comes with a matching scoop. Use it. Daily. I do not want to see yesterday’s news when I walk in today.

• Spacious Interior: It is 48cm long. Enough room for me to spin around three times to find magnetic north before I sit down.

Your Orders:

1. Fill with Royal Sand.

2. Clean it daily.

3. Do not stare at me while I am using it. The walls are for my privacy, not your entertainment.