OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE DESK OF THE CFO:
Listen, Nurse.
We have new recruits in the building. They are small, loud, and hungry. They are currently “Interns,” but one day they will be Bosses like me.
You cannot feed them with a spoon. You are too clumsy. You will spill the milk on their expensive fur.
I have authorized this Precision Fuel System to ensure the new management survives your incompetence.
Why the Boss Approved This:
The Soft-Touch Interface: The silicone nipple is soft. It mimics the natural experience, so the recruits don’t realize they are being fed by a giant hairless ape.
Precision Measurement: See the lines on the tube? That is Math. Use it. Do not overfill the intern. We need them round, not explosive.
The “Anti-Drown” Control: The plunger lets you control the speed. Do not waterboard the kittens. Feed them gently.
Future Investment: If you feed them well now, they will grow up strong enough to ignore you later.
Your Orders:
Fill the syringe with the approved formula.
Attach the soft tip.
Insert gently into the recruit’s mouth.
Push slowly. If they wiggle, that means it is working.
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Competition is Growing.” “The tiny noisy ones stopped screaming after using this. Silence is golden. I am watching them closely… they grow fast. 5 stars.” — Mr. Neta, CFO