OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE DESK OF THE CFO:
Listen, Waiter.
I see you went with the “budget-friendly” option. Fine. I do not care what the bowl is made of, as long as the mountain of food inside it is high enough.
I have authorized this Essential Ration Bowl because, frankly, you are clumsy.
Why the Boss Approved This:
Gravity Proof: You drop things. A lot. If you drop ceramic, it shatters. If you drop this, it bounces. This bowl is designed to survive your butterfingers.
Mobile Dining: Because it is lightweight plastic, I can easily push it across the kitchen floor at 3 AM to make that scratching noise you love so much.
Vibrant Colors: It comes in bright colors. This helps you locate my feeding station when you are half-asleep.
The “No-Cold” Chin: Metal gets cold. Plastic stays room temperature. My royal chin prefers the warmth.
Your Orders:
Wash it (it is plastic, it holds smells if you are lazy).
Fill it to the brim.
Do not let it sit empty. An empty bowl is a sign of a failed administration.
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⭐⭐⭐⭐ “It Works.” “It is plastic. It is simple. It holds the chicken. I knocked it off the counter and it did not break. 4 stars (would be 5 if it refilled itself).” — Mr. Neta, CFO