Welcome to Petylia.
THE EXECUTIVE SUPPORT SUITE.
Because “adequate” is a fireable offense. These are the essential services required to maintain My high standard of living and ensure your continued employment as My staff.
CORE OPERATIONS
Essential logistics to keep the regime running.
Missing Diary
Has the Boss gone AWOL (Absent Without Official Leave)? This is an unacceptable security breach. Mobilize the recovery network immediately to bring the VIP back to their throne.
Rescue Mission
Potential rulers are currently stranded without a throne. This is an unacceptable waste of executive talent. Authorize an operation to bring these future bosses in from the cold.
ADOPT A BOSS
Your household currently lacks a designated ruler. This is a critical gap in your organizational structure. Review the files of available executives and sign the contract to install a new supervisor today.
Kings Demands
Empty pantry is grounds for immediate termination. Access the approved catalog of executive supplies—from gourmet cuisine to premium sanitation. Restock the inventory ASAP, because the Boss refuses to compromise on quality.
