OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE DESK OF THE CFO:
Listen, Accountant.
I have reviewed our fiscal budget. I noticed you spending money on “rent” and “electricity” instead of my dinner. This is concerning.
However, I have authorized this Oskies Value Pack because it appeals to my greed. It comes with 300g of FREE food. That is basically a free lunch.
Why the Boss Approved This Blend:
The “Free” Tribute: 1KG is standard. The extra 0.3KG is the “Royal Tax Refund.” It belongs to me. Do not hold it back.
Proudly Bangladeshi: This is local flavor. I support the local economy (as long as the economy involves feeding me chicken).
Soy-Free Protocol: Read the bag. No soy. I am a predator, not a vegan hipster. I demand meat, not beans.
Muscle & Coat: It claims to give me healthy muscles and a shiny coat. Good. I need muscles to open doors you closed, and a shiny coat to look better than you in photos.
Your Orders:
Open the bag (it is heavy, lift with your knees).
Pour a generous amount.
Do not think that because it was “free,” you can feed me less. The portion size remains maximum.
Mr. Neta (CFO) –
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Smart Investment.” “The human bought one bag, but it felt heavier. I suspect they are finally learning how to shop correctly. The chicken taste is approved. 5 stars.” — Mr. Neta, CFO