Listen, Amateur Surgeon.
We both know the ritual. You approach with those blunt, terrifying scissors, and I prepare to defend my honor. It’s messy, it’s stressful, and frankly, your incompetence is showing.
I have scouted the PETYLIA Supply Depot and discovered ‘The Merciful Executioner’. This is not just a tool; it is a specialized diplomatic asset designed to keep the peace in this household. If you cannot see where to cut, let the machine decide for you.
Why the Boss Approved This Device:
- The Anti-Incompetence Gate (Adjustable Hole): A physical barrier that stops your shaky hands from cutting too deep. It turns a surgical operation into a foolproof task.
- The Evidence Locker (Nail Catcher): No more nail shards flying into your eyes or getting lost in the carpet. We keep the workspace clean, as befits my status.
- The Royal Smooth-Finisher: A built-in friction tool to ensure no jagged edges are left behind to snag on the sofa (or your arm).
- The ‘Mercy’ Bundle (Mystery Gifts): Every kit comes with 3 Secret Peace Offerings (Special Gifts). Consider it a bribe to ensure I don’t fire you after the manicure.
Your Orders:
Wait until I am sleepy (tactical advantage).
Set the hole size to match my claw tip (Start small!).
Insert claw. Squeeze.
Empty the tray. Give me a treat immediately.
Mr. Neta (CFO) –
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I kept all my blood.” “The human usually panics. This time, they just put my nail in the hole and clicked. No pain. No flying nails. Acceptable.” — Mr. Neta, CFO