OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE DESK OF THE CFO:
Listen, Driver.
Sometimes I choose to explore the dangerous dark corners of the house (or yard). In the past, you have claimed you “didn’t see me” when you almost sat on me. This ends now.
I have authorized these Neon Flex-Collars to prevent your future negligence.
Why the Boss Approved This:
The High-Beam Warning: The reflective stripe ensures that when the light hits me, I illuminate like a superstar. This forces you to acknowledge my presence immediately.
The Status Orb: Each collar comes with a small bell. It is not for tracking me; it is my tiny, audible “Jingling” theme music as I approach my food bowl.
Color Coordination: I have different moods. I require different colors. Black for formal judgments, Pink for demanding attention, and Green for when I am feeling particularly mischievous.
Easy Escape Latch: The quick-release buckle is technically for safety, but I consider it my optional freedom button when I need to make a quick getaway.
Your Orders:
Choose a color that complements my fur (I prefer the Pink).
Adjust the fit perfectly. Not too tight (I must breathe), not too loose (I will lose it).
Ensure your flashlight batteries are fresh for my nighttime inspection tours.
mmsujon153@gmail.com –
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Impossible to Ignore.” “The reflection blinded the human when I walked past the TV. Mission accomplished. The tiny bell is a constant reminder of my existence. 5 stars.” — Mr. Neta, CFO