Listen, Tactical Commander.
I have an instinct to hunt. If I do not hunt, I get bored. And if I get bored, I start hunting your ankles. This is not a threat; it is a promise.
I have authorized the purchase of this Fabric Mouse as a compromise. It satisfies my bloodlust without the cleanup required for actual rodents.
Why the Boss Demands This Asset:
The “Silent Victim” (Durable Fabric): Unlike real mice, this one does not run away under the fridge. It is made of tough fabric that feels good to bite. It stands its ground and accepts my wrath.
The “Lifeline” Tail (Rope Material): The tail is made of twisted rope. This is the most critical part. I will grab it, flip the mouse into the air, and catch it. It is physics in action.
High-Vis Camouflage (Blue Color): It is bright blue. This ensures you (the human) can find it when I inevitably bat it under the sofa. If I lose my prey, you must retrieve it.
Solo Operative (Sold Per Piece): You are buying one mouse. Do not be cheap. Buy three so I can hide them in different rooms.
Your Orders:
Throw the mouse.
Watch me catch the mouse.
Praise me for my apex predator skills.
Retrieve the mouse from under the oven. Repeat.
Mr. Neta (CFO) –
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “It did not survive.” “I bit the head. I kicked the stomach. I drowned it in the water bowl. It is still in one piece. Respectable durability.” — Mr. Neta, CFO