OFFICIAL MEMO FROM THE DESK OF THE CFO:
Listen, Peasant.
I am tired of walking into a room and seeing you relaxed. When I enter, I expect attention. I expect panic. I expect tribute.
I have authorized this Royal Announcer Collar because I am too important to be ignored.
Why the Boss Approved This:
The Sonic Presence System: The giant golden bell rings with every step. It says, “The King is walking. Look busy.”
The “Anti-Sneak” Feature: You claim you stepped on my tail because you “didn’t hear me.” This eliminates your excuses. If you step on me now, it is treason.
The Power Color: It is Red. The color of authority. And tomato sauce.
Bling Factor: The golden bell is shiny. I enjoy looking at my reflection in it while I ignore you.
Your Orders:
Fasten it around my neck (leave room for breathing, do not choke the management).
When you hear the “Jingle,” drop whatever you are doing and look at me.
Keep it polished.
mmsujon153@gmail.com –
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Loud and Proud.” “The jingle is terrifying to the vacuum cleaner. I feel very powerful. Also, the cat next door looked jealous. 5 stars.” — Mr. Neta, CFO